"Every once in a while I get a sudden fear over how little I actually know about bears."


Mike said this to me and then left.




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Me: Have you read The Hunger Games?
Mike: No, I'm not a girl.
Me: Wha? oohh, you mean being all obsessed with it? I guess so.... I haven't read it either..
Mike: I assumed you wouldn't have... you don't really act like a girl.
Me: hey! is that meant as a good thing or bad thing?
Mike: No judgment intended, I'm just saying, out of the many things you do, you play sports, you have a fishing license, you're in history and one of your favourite movies is braveheart.... on top of all that you play Age of Empires.
Me:..... yeah... I guess I see where you are going with this.

I'm not sure if this is a good reputation or a bad one.. hahaha
 and then he showed me one of his twitter posts he had written about me.... "Just caught my guitar-playing roommate playing Age of Empires on her study break. Guys, get in line. Seriously"...


 .... Not really sure how I feel about this...

This is garlic hanging near the front door. You might think it is to ward off Vampires, it's not. My tipsy roommate hung it up to ward off welfare people whom our landlord keeps trying to move into the empty rooms in our house. 

....It might work....haha

Just a few minutes ago I heard knocking at the front door.
I opened the door to a woman in her pajamas whom I have never seen before, and she asks, "Do you have a frying pan I can borrow?... I need to cook a hunk of meat for a shepherds pie."

Me: "uuhhh, no??...sorry..."
Woman: "sh--, okay, bye."

Me: *close door....pause for a second in utter confusion...*

A Gandhi to be?

Mike is in one of my classes in which we read a book on Gandhi and Churchill.  Mike is obsessed with Indian culture, food.... and women haha!  And so He took quite an interest in the book. As result, I think he is trying to become like Gandhi.  For instance, last week we were going to go grocery shopping together, and I texted him asking if he was ready, he replied, "Inshalla. Was taking a ritual bath. Ready in 10”.    That's not all,  he also told me that he would start sleeping on the floor, meditating, and changing his diet.  Now, his change in diet is also interesting because normally he has to eat a TON of food because he body builds.

However, he broke his boob. I mean his pectoral muscle... but when he told me this, I immediately thought in my head, "He broke his boob.... ahahaha", and he keeps referring to it as his disfigured boob. Funny right? However, Mike is actually quite sensitive and tearing apart this muscle has prevented him from working out, making him quite a sad sad man.   Anyhooww,  the upside to this event, as he sees it, is that he can now have a flexible diet. Which means that he randomly decides to fast, as well as eat only figs, raisins, and nuts.  At times, it is actually a really awkward situation, because he has asked me to saran wrap ice to his chest... This involved him holding an ice pack in place while I wrap saran around his body... I have done this 3 times and it has not become at all less awkward.......

Just another strange story, among a couple others I have yet to post.